Playing on a field
whose dimensions are dictated by America’s pastime is emblematic of NYCFC. The
size of the NYCFC field is a testament to the club’s tendency to grovel to the basest
tastes with panem et circenses.
Take the most billed
match of the year—LA vs. NYC. Or as you more likely saw it pitched: Stevie G vs.
Super Frank (ignore that Lampard didn’t even make the bench). As for the match
itself, the cameraman completely missed
a goal because he was hell bent on a close-up David Villa. There was no goal
build-up and not even a glimpse of the ball flying into the net. Viewers saw
Villa walking near the halfway line, heard a cheer, and then saw a replay. It’s
great that soccer is growing in the US. And it’s swell that aging
internationals are willing to live out a well-paid early retirement on our
shores. But can we please show goals live?
The NYCFC field fails
to meet minimum size requirements—this much is clear to the naked eye. Opposition
teams spoke of how they practiced long throw-ins before coming to Yankee
Stadium because a good throw-in is equal to a corner at the Bronx stronghold. All
media requests to measure the field were denied, confirming the open secret:
soccer is ancillary to the NYCFC machine.
The restricted field
at Yankee Stadium can hardly be expected to produce topnotch soccer—but NYCFC
offers something else. The bulk of NYCFC’s allure is its landlord.
Soccer in a baseball
stadium is a phenomenon in itself. It’s a novelty that might turn apathy to
curiosity. There is inherent, American history at Yankee Stadium so a supporter
will get something out of the experience no matter how poor (or confined) the
soccer is. There is something of value simply in visiting the storied stadium.
The oddity of seeing
a soccer match played on a baseball diamond is reason enough to go. A sort of
athletic freak show, NYCFC’s strangeness is its appeal. Sure, NYCFC might have
Pirlo, Lampard, and Villa, but throw in the Great Bambino, Mantle, and Jeter then Americans will watch this FIFA
declared “ethnic sport for schoolgirls”.
The problem with the
NYCFC setup is that the focus is not on the game but on the spectacle. Designated
players take precedence over goals. The MLS caters to our wants as consumers,
though. Does it think we’d rather see a DP walk around more than we’d like to
see a homegrown MLS player score? Maybe we do. The number of Pirlo shirts at
Yankee Stadium prior to his arrival indicates the MLS is simply giving us what
we want.
For all that Yankee
Stadium is doing to bolster soccer’s status in the US, is it doing so at the
expense of the most iconic winning team in the world? The Yankees bought the
MLS expansion rights with Manchester City. Imagine—how would you feel as a Yankees
player? With baseball declared dead or dying daily, Yankees players must be
resentful that their owners don’t even have the respect to wait for the autopsy
report. You have just one foot in the grave and they’re already building a “football
club” on top of you. Perhaps the Yankees can feel vindicated that their pitcher
mound took precedence over decent football and constrained the pitch to a
minute size. Perhaps they don’t care.
It’s unclear after
just one season whether sport or spectacle will triumph for NYCFC. The
appointment of Arsenal’s Patrick Vieira as manager speaks to the club’s
prioritization of marquee names. NYCFC is on the egregious end of the spectrum
in the gimmick arena as compared with other MLS franchises, but their
impressive attendance indicates that there is a shrewd business mind behind
their pageantry. NYCFC average 29,000 fans per match. The Red Bulls, Eastern
Conference leaders, have an average attendance of 19,600 (capacity 25,000). Maybe it
will end up being a ‘come for the Villa, stay for the Poku’ success story. Would
Dog Day Afternoon or Serpico have reached so many people without The Godfather?
A love for the sport, sprung from an initial interest in seeing a Champions
League winner in the flesh is plausible enough.